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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"
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"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."
"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."
"I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."
"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"
"Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: Are you my mother?"
"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""
"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"