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Joke of the Day

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."

"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy"

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"