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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
Next Joke
"Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be."
"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."
"pizza is my favorite winter activity"
"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""
"If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."