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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"
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"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"
"Summer is here I'm at home and thinking: Should I go outside and look at those I can't fuck, or should I stay here and fuck the one I can't even look at?"
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"How do you spell ""apathy""? I don't care."
"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."