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Joke of the Day
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
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"if you open Door.jar, is the door still ajar?"
"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""
"*eats way too much delicious space pudding* Me: Oof I am STUFFED! What'd you call this again? Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!"
"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."
"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."
"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."
"I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!! Littorally!!!"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? You just call me..."