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Joke of the Day
"I've dedicated my entire life to getting prostitutes off the streets For an hour or so each day."
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"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."
"#wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff"
"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."
"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"
"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"
"Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""