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Joke of the Day

"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"I've consumed three coffees plus two energy drinks with black carrot and what I'm trying to say is there won't be commas in my tweets today."

"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"

"What is the difference between a man and a woman? Wo"

"""I want my country back"" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country."

"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."

"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."

"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"