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"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
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"What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
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"Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up"
"Don't you just hate it when... people don't finish their"
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"
"""That's what."" -She"