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Joke of the Day

"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"At 1am I'm going to wake up my 2 year old by yelling his name and crying. Then, I'll crawl into his toddler bed. Let's see how he likes it."

"Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."

"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"I've got a great joke about solipsism... But why should I tell you?"