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Joke of the Day

"The problem with dieting is food."

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."

"I made a joke for my dog tonight... Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)"

"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""

"How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail."

"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"You should never call your ex a whore It's offensive to prostitutes everywhere."

"What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!"