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Joke of the Day
"The problem with dieting is food."
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"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
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"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"
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"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"
"[NSFW] Who did the gay porn actor thank when he got an award? His penis for all the shit I went through and all his ass for all the dicks it dealt with."
"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."