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Joke of the Day

"What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"My favorite book to read on the toilet is ""The Shining."" It scares the shit outta me."

"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell? Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already."