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Joke of the Day

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"My dad gave me $20 for lunch today I don't know why, a $5 note tastes the same."

"I was in bed with my boyfriend Ernie last night, and he said to me ""Soph, you got no tits and a tight box."" I said to him ""Ernie get off my back."" h/t: Bette Midler"

"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."

"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."

"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."

"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"