200965

Joke of the Day

"You should never call your ex a whore It's offensive to prostitutes everywhere."

"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."

"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""

"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"

"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh."

"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""

"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."

"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"

"Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out."