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Joke of the Day

"My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites? Because he was too inefficient."

"How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim."

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."

"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."