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Joke of the Day

"Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said ""What are we going to do?"" The other replied ""Quick turn the car into a side street."""

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator once It was wrong on so many levels"

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"I hear Superman is a very overprotective parent. His kids are under constant super-vision."

"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"

"What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6"

"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."

"Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it's because of some cannibalism story going around."