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Joke of the Day

"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."

"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."

"I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car I asked him: ""Do you need some help carrying that plasma?"" He said: ""Fuck off asshole, it's an iPad"""

"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."

"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."

"Top Gear was twelve years old... That's one of the oldest things that the BBC staff have fucked."

"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."

"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"