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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."
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"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag."
"A man and a woman walk into an elevator The man asks the woman, can I smell your feet? The woman looks at him with disgust and says no. The man says, it must be your vagina then."
"Husband: What do you love most my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor."
"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."
"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."