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Joke of the Day

"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""

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"First woman in space ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind."" What's the problem? ""Nothing."" Please tell us. ""I'm fine."""
"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."
"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"
"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."
"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"
"Why did ebola cross the road? To infect more people and make them shit out their insides and sweat blood."
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."
"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"