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Joke of the Day

"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."

"This is how clickbait works."

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."

"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"