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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"

"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"

"Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying ""ugh, please, this old thing."""

"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini? Olive or Twist."

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"I don't know. ""Your goose is cooked"" seems like a positive. Like someone saying, ""Hey, dinner's ready. We're having goose."""

"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""

"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."