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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"

"I find it quite easy to relate to mushrooms I'm also a fun guy"

"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."

"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."

"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."

"I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy."

"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."

"The seven year old is going to be so surprised when she wakes up in this cage painted green with me yelling ""I caught a leprechaun!"""

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."