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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""

"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"

"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."

"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""