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Joke of the Day

"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."

"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"My friend said he was worried he's losing his hair I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head"

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"

"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."

"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"

"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"

"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."