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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"
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"I almost got raped in jail I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously"
"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."
"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."
"What do you call someone who's got a horse for a mother and a fruit for a father? A Frenchman."
"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."
"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."
"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."
"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!"
"What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there? A Labracadabrador"