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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!"

"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti"

"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."

"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."

"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""

"You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side."

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."