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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw? A new jaw-key"
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"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."
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"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"
"Bowling is the perfect activity when I'm in the mood to stick my fingers in disease-ridden holes, but your mom is unavailable."
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
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"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."