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Joke of the Day

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"You want to know what marriage is like? Think of a prison... Now don't change anything."

"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."

"Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"

"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""

"Reddit is really a green community, Considering all the recycled content that's on here."

"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"