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Joke of the Day
"My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states."
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"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"
"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
"League of Legends Solo Queue"
"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."
"The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances"
"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."
"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"