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Joke of the Day

"If bananas have potassium... Does that mean potatoes have banassium?"

"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"

"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"

"TIFU by having the bomb squad called to my party. They said it was the bomb."

"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."

"I invented a new word. Plagiarism. --- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."

"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"