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Joke of the Day

"butts are truly the final frontier. to think we know more about SPACE than we do about the human butt. two fleshy mounds of mystery & wonder"

"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."

"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"

"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."

"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."