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Joke of the Day
"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."
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"""I have a friend..."" ""I have a friend who watches Japanese anime and likes vandalising Renaissance art with drawing pins."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, he loves A Tack on Titian!"""
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."
"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."
"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""
"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."