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Joke of the Day
"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"
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"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."
"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"
"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"
"Buddy on FB just posted this, I had to share What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs."
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."