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Joke of the Day
"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"
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"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."
"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"
"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"
"When I'm high, I'll call some customer service number and choose the Spanish option just for the challenge."
"Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live."
"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"
"STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?"
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV."
"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"