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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"
Next Joke
"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A brazilian"
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
"Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is"
"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"
"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."
"Did you hear about the man who drank bug spray? He pissed off."