176030
Joke of the Day
"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."
Next Joke
"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"
"A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers Doctor says, "" I can clearly see you're nuts"""
"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."
"Donald trump runs for president"
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"
"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."