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Joke of the Day
"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"
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"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""
"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"
"A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, ""taking a selfie."""
"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."
"What is everyone writing songs about? John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus"
"What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer? One of them is a swift tailor."
"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"
"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"
"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"