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Joke of the Day

"What is everyone writing songs about? John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus"

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."

"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"

"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"You know what's funny about Internet Explorer? Punch line buffering..."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."