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Joke of the Day

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 (eight) 9"

"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"

"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."