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Joke of the Day
"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
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"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
"If an Apple today keeps the doctor away... If an Apple today keeps the doctor away then he must be using IOS6 maps."
"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."
"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"
"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"