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Joke of the Day
"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"
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"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"
"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"""Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!"" - aaaaaaaaand hospital."
"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"
"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."
"I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all."