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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."
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"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."
"Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel"
"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT"
"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."
"People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a standup comic. Well, no one's laughing now. Wait."
"You guys should see the look on these haters' faces as I scoot through CVS with two Roombas strapped to my feet."
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""