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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."

"Eskimos.. What do eskimos do when it gets cold? They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder? They turn on the candle."

"Dentist: open Me: *opens* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: that's it, now come in and take a seat"

"What is the biggest joke? Reddit."

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?"

"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."

"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"

"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. :("