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Joke of the Day

"What's more stable a hamburger or a steak? A hamburger because it is in the ground state."

"Back in my day... You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine. Now, fucking security cameras everywhere."

"Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again."

"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."

"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"

"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"

"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."

"I want a coffee so rich and bold it has a cabin in the woods where it hunts humans for sport."

"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"

"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."