93831
Joke of the Day
"What's more stable a hamburger or a steak? A hamburger because it is in the ground state."
Next Joke
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""
"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it."
"I just want to be rich enough to add bacon without asking how much more it costs."
"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."
"What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A beanerschnitzel"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."