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"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"
"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"
"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"
"There are two types of guys. Those who eat pussy and those who lie they don't eat pussy."
"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"
"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."