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Joke of the Day

"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."

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"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
"I'm not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I'm just saying my dog's breath was minty fresh this morning."
"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"
"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."
"Hillary Clinton is elected President. JK."
"We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... Mail."
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