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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"
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"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning OJ with vodka so we are on the same page."
"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"
"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer. :/"
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("