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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"

"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"

"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"

"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"

"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"

"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"

"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."