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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"In a parallel universe nobody can park."

"Japan's Woman Soccer Team"

"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"

"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."

"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."