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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."

"I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this"

"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"

"When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, ""no one cares."""

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."