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Joke of the Day

"When I get naked in the bathroom the shower usually gets turned on."

"I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks"

"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"

"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."

"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."

"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."

"A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?"

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."