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Joke of the Day

"I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius."

"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."

"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."

"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."

"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"

"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."

"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."

"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"

"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."

"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."