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Joke of the Day

"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."

"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."

"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"

"Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one."

"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "

"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."

"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."

"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."