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Joke of the Day
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
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"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""
"Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass."
"When someone with a lisp says bismuth... You know they mean business."
"Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane."
"I explained how Pac-Man works to my kids, and apparently 4 ghosts constantly chasing someone is a terrifying story to 4yos."
"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."
"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"What does ISIS call wine snobs? Zinfandels!!!!!!"