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Joke of the Day
"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."
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"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"
"My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman"
"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."
"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""
"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... hopefully with the exclusion of my money."