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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."
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"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."
"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."
"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."
"I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods."
"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."