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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."
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"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"
"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."
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"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."
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